The Sohimi Luxury Automatic Masturbator is a well-built, multi-functional toy with independent thrusting and rotating capabilities. Its powerful motor and durable design make it worth the price, especially with a discount. However, it’s quite large and the insert can be tricky to clean due to the fixed cage. It’s ideal for those seeking a robust, high-end masturbator but might not be the best option for users looking for something more compact or quiet.

Tawney finds the CalXotic rechargeable rumbling and thrusting silicone dildo fun, affordable, and well-suited for those looking to explore thrusting toys. While she appreciates its soft silicone material, realistic design, and waterproof feature, she wishes the vibration and thrusting functions could be controlled separately. Overall, it’s great for hands-free and harness use, making it ideal for vaginal penetration but less powerful for anal use.

The Flicos Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator is not only fun but also incredibly pleasurable, offering a diverse range of sensations and play possibilities. With intuitive controls and a thoughtfully designed handle, it provides a sense of security and enhanced control during use. While rabbit vibrators are primarily marketed toward women, this device performed exceptionally well, catering to a variety of needs and preferences. Overall, the Flicos Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator scored 37 out of 50 in my evaluation. I highly recommend it to anyone seeking an exhilarating and satisfying experience.

After spending some quality time with the Syrrhin from Loot Cave Toys, I can say it’s a truly unique and versatile addition to any collection. The design is both aesthetically pleasing and functional, with its subtle "S" curve, prominent textures, and that satisfying knot. The soft 00-30 silicone strikes a great balance between firmness and flexibility, making it comfortable while still delivering a solid, pleasurable experience. The Syrrhin really shines in its ability to adapt to different preferences. Whether you're into slow, sensual play or more intense, deep stimulation, this toy has you covered. The lack of a suction cup might be a drawback for some, but it’s easily worked around with a bit of creativity, and the strap-on compatibility adds even more possibilities. Overall, the Syrrhin offers a dynamic and enjoyable experience that’s well worth exploring, especially if you’re looking for something that pushes boundaries in a comfortable, satisfying way.

This smaller vibrator is perfect for G-spot stimulation. It's a powerful punch in a tiny package. If you're looking for a really fun time, then this is the vibrator for you!

This toy is a fun time! It's a huge dildo that's a worthwhile challenge. The vibration, powered by the app, is a great toy for versatile play.

The Commotion Cha-Cha by BMS Factory is a powerful, multifunctional toy that delivers intense G-spot and clitoral stimulation through its seven thrusting motions and three vibration speeds. Though it’s loud and has some jerky motions that may feel unnatural, the deep vibrations and fluttering rabbit ears make it a fun, wild option for those seeking intense pleasure.

Be honest now: who hasn’t wondered what alien sex might be like? Or perhaps dreamt of being abducted and given a thoroughly carnal examination by some exotic alien anal probe. I know I have. John Thomas toys are here to help you answer that question, with their Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo.

Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?